June 3, 2004

• Here's a repost of something I got from worcestermass.com and put up a couple of months ago; it's amended with a few additions from friends and peeps. Add on all you want!

  
  

  A Handy Guide to a Driver's Origins

  
  

  One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
  One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
  One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting diagonally across all ten lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
  One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot flat on accelerator: Boston.
  One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double-decaf cappuccino, one shoulder on cell phone, .357 Magnum in lap, brick on accelerator: Los Angeles.
  One hand on wheel, one hand on makeup kit, one shoulder on cell phone, changing lanes every three seconds: Philadelphia.
  Both hands on wheel, both feet on brake, eyes squeezed shut, quivering in terror: Ohio (driving in Boston).
  One hand on wheel, one hand on joint, bass busting windows three blocks away: Baltimore.
  One hand on wheel, one hand on Colt .45, both feet on accelerator, McDonald's bag flying out window: Dallas.
  One hand on wheel, one arm out window, one foot on dashboard, doing 5 miles over the speed limit: New Hampshire.
  One hand on wheel, one hand out window, blowing every red light encountered: Washington, D.C.
  One hand on latte, one hand on cell phone, one knee on wheel, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle.
  Both hands clutching wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, doing 35 on the interstate in the far left lane with left blinker on: Florida.

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