September 8, 2005

• IT’S BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

  ARDA ONLINE: The Fellowchat of the Ring, Part 3
  
  
  
  CaptainTook: so tell us, fireboy, how do you do that so well??

  DurinsBane2187: easy…I’ve had to share the mines with those airheads ever since you lot smashed the bridge and trapped them in there

  BlizzardWizard1138: and how, pray tell, did you get out…?

  DurinsBane2187: later

  D O O M 47: Each race is bound to this fate, this one…

  D O O M 47: …DOOM.

  PrttyInBlu: I’m not…I’ll be way up on cloud nine with my harem

  YoungBluEyez: speak for yourself

  RingKing2000: this is but a taste of the terror that the fangirls will unleash…

  PrttyInBlu: terror??? dude, I love this

  NOTTHEBEARD: pfft, you would…nobody appreciates a good stock of facial hair these days

  PrttyInBlu: buzz off, Shorty, I’m basking happily in all this attention

  PrttyInBlu: be nice if they could spell my name right once in a blue moon, tho…

  DurinsBane2187:
  uh, unless you guys want to look like me in short order, I suggest you
  knock it off…the rest of us have more important things on our minds

  PrttyInBlu: but what could possibly be more important than me???

  D O O M 47: People!! We’re trying to hold a council here, if you don’t mind!!

  PrttyInBlu: you know, I think our next council should be devoted to hair and skin care

  NOTTHEBEARD: well good luck with that, you might as well start your own then

  BuckleburyMerry: erm, don’t give him any ideas

  PrttyInBlu: hmmm…The Council of Legolas…I like it

  WhiteWizzywig: yeah we figured

  YoungBluEyez: bah, he likes *anything* that has his name on it

  DurinsBane2187: including but not limited to that horde of phony wedding invitations I incinerated the other day…

  PrttyInBlu: ooh? do tell!

  StillNotKing: guys, let’s change the subject, he’s enjoying the attention a little too much

  PrttyInBlu: what, you jealous?

  D O O M 47: Right, fandom menace. Let’s get back to it.

  DaughterofKings has entered the room.

  StillNotKing: *hides*

  DaughterofKings: hey guys

  PrttyInBlu:

  WhiteWizzywig: great, the other one

  DurinsBane2187: heh…let no man say that *I’m* smoking

  PrttyInBlu: GET HER OUT OF HERE!

  NOTTHEBEARD: ahh, NOW who’s jealous?

  DaughterofKings: hey Gimli, thanks for the heads up

  NOTTHEBEARD: no prob

  DaughterofKings: so you guys need me?

  RingKing2000: umm no, that’s ok, we’re fine…you can go

  DurinsBane2187: can it, Ron

  DurinsBane2187: ok, Eowyn, here’s the deal…

  RingKing2000: eowyn, nm, that was just the witch king talking, he’s still typing for me

  DaughterofKings: rrrright

  DurinsBane2187:
  speaking of whom, I just need you to do your “I am no man” number on
  the next legion of airheads who come after Gilderoy over here

  PrttyInBlu: harrumph

  DaughterofKings: what’s in it for me?

  DurinsBane2187: ummm…special date perhaps? *wink wink nudge nudge*

  StillNotKing: DON’T YOU DARE

  GreenthumbGamgee: hehe, this looks like fun

  DaughterofKings: ooh, special date??? I’m in!

  DurinsBane2187: sweet!

  StillNotKing: dammit, where’s Eomer when I need him?

  NOTTHEBEARD: hmm, hang on a sec…

  Riddermeat59 has entered the room.

  Riddermeat59: somebody call??

  PrttyInBlu: AACCCKKKK!!!

  DurinsBane2187: good good good, many have come!!!

  RingKing2000: ehh, don’t make too many friends there buddy, we’ve still got a war to wage

  PrttyInBlu: TOO MANY PRETTY PEOPLE!!! I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!!

  PrttyInBlu has left the room.

  D O O M 47: Ahh, peace and quiet at last.

  Riddermeat59: geez, all I did was put my helmet back on

  DaughterofKings: yeah well, you ought to take some brasso to it, bro

  D O O M 47: All right, now can we PLEASE get down to business??

  Riddermeat59: well when do we get started?

  DurinsBane2187: soon as the entmoot’s over

  BuckleburyMerry: oh…great…let’s get comfortable

  CaptainTook: anybody want some entwash??

  StillNotKing: yeah, I could do with a buzz

  DaughterofKings: *bats eyelashes*

  StillNotKing: scratch that – I NEED a buzz

  
  TO BE CONTINUED…

  Edited to add: I am at last giving in to temptation and making “DurinsBane2187″ my own IM name. You can probably still catch me on Sebulba2179 occasionally, but I feel like LOTRing for a while.

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