April 20, 2004
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Boston needs to be burned to the ground in its entirety and then rebuilt with a street layout similar to Manhattan or Chicago. That's all I'm sayin.'
Actually, that's not *all* I'm sayin'. I've been meaning to add this for some time now:
A Handy Guide to a Driver's Origins
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting diagonally across all ten lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot flat on accelerator: Boston.
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double-decaf cappuccino, one shoulder on cell phone, brick on accelerator: Los Angeles.
Both hands on wheel, both feet on brake, eyes squeezed shut, quivering in terror: Ohio (driving in Boston).
One hand on wheel, one arm out window, one foot on dashboard, doing 5 miles over the speed limit: New Hampshire.
One hand on wheel, one hand out window, blowing every red light encountered: Washington, D.C.
One hand on latte, one hand on cell phone, one knee on wheel, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle.
Both hands clutching wheel, blue-grey hair barely visible above window level, doing 35 on the interstate in the far left lane with left blinker on: Florida.
Comments (2)
ROFL! That's hilarious, I can't say it's true because I'm Canadian, but I've seen some drivers like that.
heheheehhehe, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not everyone in FL is like that. heh. those who go AROUND the blue-grey haired, One hand on wheel, one hand slamming the horn, both feet on the accelerator, insults flying out window. I speak from personal experience. and my brunette head is CLeArlY visible over my window and dash. You should see those grey-haired....FLassholes fly when they hit the city roads though. Its like, wtf, have they EVER driven in their lifetime? UGH!!!!I just got home from an hour's worth of driving....and its still snowbird season. Time to get out the shotgun that takes down those birds, and scares the rest of them BACK up north. heh, very funny!!I likeee the entry Ranger.
~Mégan~
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