March 20, 2004

• *SNARL* Wouldn’tcha know it, I had an entire summary of this past week all typed out and ready to go, and then the fucking xTools decided that it WOULDN’T EVEN POST!!!!!

  
  

  

  
  

  So I guess while repairing the damage, I’ll just leave you with the latest creation…at least try and enjoy it…. *sigh*

  
  

  ARDA ONLINE, PART 6: The Return of the IM Window

  
  

  RingKing2000: how’s it going?

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: uhg, don’t ask…I’ve only got a couple of minutes

  
  

  RingKing2000: oh what happened?

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: Gandalf is so freakin’ arrogant

  
  

  RingKing2000: heh yeah i could’ve told you that after a few minutes of mountain survival training with him

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: you ever have to live with him after a three-mile fall from a busted bridge??

  
  

  RingKing2000: no

  
  

  RingKing2000: but i know what you mean…gandalf *really* got his big misshapen nose out of joint once, when he had to pay $16.50 to cross over helcaraxë

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: pfft…I’ve got a bridge in Beleriand I want to show him

  
  

  RingKing2000: lol

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: I mean, it’s only a matter of time now before he follows my phone line down here, goes “YOU SHALL NOT CHAT!” and splits the line with that butt-ugly staff of his

  
  

  RingKing2000: damn he’s gettin’ postal in his old age

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: yeah really

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: like he didn’t make enough of a mess trying to beat me in the 100-meter freestyle at the bottom of the abyss

  
  

  RingKing2000: that must’ve been fun

  
  

  RingKing2000: those wings prolly came in handy, eh?

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: *snicker*

  
  

  RingKing2000: oh yeah i forgot…nobody’s ever sure if Balrogs have wings or not

  
  

  RingKing2000: there i remembered the capital B

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: yeah thanks

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: but it ain’t that

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: gotta love Peter Jackson though…at least he gave us *something* to go on

  
  

  RingKing2000: heh heh, we all know he loves to change things though

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: yeah…still wish he would’ve shot the part where I gave Gandalf a swirlie

  
  

  RingKing2000: you WHAT?!?

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: oh sure now you’re using caps

  
  

  RingKing2000: that’s what the caps lock is for, lava breath

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: harrumph

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: well then there’s the part where Gandalf used cold water to try and start an avalanche on me, and buried himself instead

  
  

  RingKing2000: sheesh…grumpy old maiar

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: you better believe it

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: crap…he just tripped that bucket of cold water I rigged on top of my front door

  
  

  RingKing2000: man he’s gonna be madder than a wet uruk hai

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: I gotta go

  
  

  RingKing2000: k…have fun!

  
  

  DurinsBane2187 signed off at 6:33:40 AM.

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138: I THOUGHT that was you

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138: how the hell are you typing??

  
  

  RingKing2000: long story…ask the balrog while he’s roasting you alive

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138: after he roasts YOU for not using a capital B

  
  

  RingKing2000: no wonder you guys are fighting, you think exactly alike

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138: whatevah

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138: I’m off, so don’t turn your retina and don’t go to sleep, ‘coz YOU’RE NEXT

  
  

  Auto response from RingKing2000: keepin’ an eye on things

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138: omg my sides are soooo busting right now [/sarcastic]

  
  

  BlizzardWizard1138 signed off at 6:45:19 AM.

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