April 22, 2004

• ARDA ONLINE, Part 9: Where the Shadows Chat

  
  

  DurinsBane2187: ‘nother question
  
  RingKing2000: shoot
  
  DurinsBane2187: does the name Will Turner mean anything to you?
  
  RingKing2000: ……
  
  DurinsBane2187: no, huh?
  
  RingKing2000: well should it?
  
  DurinsBane2187: eh, just wonderin’….this fangirl named Kelli was screeching about him a little while ago
  
  RingKing2000: dunno, maybe a distant relative of legolas
  
  DurinsBane2187: ugh…please tell me that doesn’t mean twice the fangirls
  
  RingKing2000: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
  
  DurinsBane2187: hehe…ok, I won’t
  
  RingKing2000: well anyway, i emailed treebeard, told him he’d better start thinking about an entmoot to deal with this wave of stupidity upon us
  
  DurinsBane2187: dude…you ACTUALLY e-mailed one of the GOOD GUYS???
  
  RingKing2000: yeah well, he hasn’t answered yet
  
  RingKing2000: got an auto response saying he was *in* an entmoot already
  
  DurinsBane2187: huh…wonder what that’s all about…
  
  RingKing2000: dunno, but i asked him if he’d mind you joining in
  
  DurinsBane2187: what are you nuts??  Treebeard reminds me of my old roomie from Angband
  
  DurinsBane2187: he never said anything unless it was worth taking a loooong tiiiime to saaayyyy
  
  RingKing2000: oy…and this was in *modern* Balroggish??
  
  DurinsBane2187: damn right
  
  DurinsBane2187: but at least Treebeard isn’t downright skanky when he gets up in the morning
  
  RingKing2000: hmm…yeah i used to wonder why that godawful stench was bouncing off the walls every morning
  
  DurinsBane2187: GROSSEST. ROOMMATE. EVER.
  
  DurinsBane2187: never changed his lava bed, used to eat chick peas for a midnight snack…you could smell ‘em on his breath for days and seeping from his flame for a week
  
  RingKing2000: ohhh, so that’s why maedhros’s forces turned tail and ran
  
  RingKing2000: chick peas on Balrog breath…that would’ve knocked morgoth down if he was any nearer
  
  DurinsBane2187: yeah pretty much…all my roomie had to do was plop a few of his dirty socks on the battlefield and he could scare away an oliphaunt
  
  RingKing2000: *snicker* yeah well…even if he was still around, i doubt he’d be able to help with those friggin’ greasy dunedain
  
  DurinsBane2187: lmao
  
  DurinsBane2187: yeah, judging by Aragorn, they can even withstand a burning crack house
  
  RingKing2000: tell me about it
  
  RingKing2000: so if treebeard doesn’t stink up the whole place…think you can make it to fangorn forest in time for the entmoot?
  
  DurinsBane2187:
  
  DurinsBane2187: NO FREAKIN WAY AM I GOING IN THERE!!!!
  
  RingKing2000: whoa dude, cool it!…uh wait…bad choice of words…relax! what’s the problem with going to hang out with the ents??
  
  DurinsBane2187: oh wait…sorry
  
  DurinsBane2187: for a sec I thought you said “Fangirl Forest” instead of “Fangorn Forest”
  
  RingKing2000: lol!
  
  RingKing2000: yeah i wouldn’t even ask an easterling to go into a fangirl forest
  
  DurinsBane2187: hoyeah, even Gollum couldn’t show him the way out
  
  RingKing2000: yeah like gollum doesn’t have enough frodo-and-sam gushers to avoid
  
  DurinsBane2187: uh, let’s not go there…
  
  RingKing2000: k
  
  RingKing2000: so can i count on you to give ‘em the dope and help them come up with a battle plan without setting any of them on fire?
  
  DurinsBane2187: hey man…good and evil unite against a common enemy…I’m there
  
  RingKing2000: excellent…i’ll go email treebeard again and set it up
  
  DurinsBane2187: k, I’m gonna get going, maybe they’ll be through with the current Entmoot by the time I get down the mountain
  
  RingKing2000: all right, just don’t smite the mountainside in your ruin this time
  
  DurinsBane2187: haha
  
  RingKing2000: laterz
  
  RingKing2000 signed off at 12:49:28 PM.

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